For many many months I had on my body a beard and long thick hair. Apparently my girlfriend of almost two years didn't like the shaggyness of my beard and a coin toss ensued which changed my look.

It was the night before I was getting a haircut. My hair was getting long and it was in need of a trim. Amia told me how she didn't like how shaggy it was and wanted me to finally shave it(not to mention she was pissed at me that night). I had a baby face when we started dating and she had forgotten what my face used to look like. I told her I would trim it or at least get rid of the hair on my jaw line but she wanted it all gone due to its shaggy nature and her attitude towards me at that moment. Since neither of us would budge, we decided to decide the fate of my face with a coin toss.

She conveniently had a quarter. I called heads; she called tails. If I won I would only trim my hair and beard as usual and shave off only the jaw line of hair. If she won I would cut my hair short like it used to be and shave off my beard.

The coin was tossed and my fate would soon be decided.

She won....

That day I went to get my haircut as usual and left with it short as hell, or at least shorter than what I was used to. However it wasn't too radical of a change since I still had the beard. Unfortunately for my beard I went to my bathroom only a few hours later, trimmer and razor in hand.

First I began to trim the shaggyness away from my face, leaving a well trimmed and handsome beard staring back at me from the mirror. Then I took the razor to my face. With each stroke I began to feel younger and younger until I was starring at the freshmen version of myself. I was shocked and appalled, and intrigued that I now resembled my dad instead of my uncle.

I left shortly after the job and realized how warm my beard kept me in the winter. I traveled to her house and saw her reaction as she starred at my baby face. She actually was shocked and couldn't believe her eyes. That night we went to Kalen's house and I'll never forget the quote he said as we walked to his basement.

"Who the hell is this white boy with you....WTF DIRTSHAKE!!!!"

My friends honestly did not recognize me.

Now after a few days have passed I am waiting for the day until I can grow it back. I honestly miss the beard. Luckily I'm getting used to the new hair style, so maybe I'll keep that in some shape or form.

PICTURE INCLUDED!!!! O_O =O